“Okay, we know about Anthony Wilson... But who is this Maria Jenkins?"

"I've never heard of this Maria Jenkins."

"The exhibition game is a wonderful opportunity. What credentials does she need to engage in this activity? Does she have what it takes? Can any insiders answer my question? I'LL wait online.”

"I looked into it, and Maria is a regular person. You don't have to wait any Longer."

“A regular Joe? No! Never!"